Sasquatches Up The Ante on Earth Day

Sasquatches in northern Ontario have agreed to turn out their lights for one hour on March 8, 2008 in support of Earth Hour. They have also agreed to punch out Tom Cruise's lights for an hour if anyone can deliver him to their secret hideout. We don't encourage violence, but we think that's kinda funny.

Sasquatology anyone?

Sasquatch Dictionary Gets Presidential Update

We rarely look to our friends in the so-called sober media for stories. It's still cheaper and easier to make them up. However, this bit of real news crossed the wire and our hard working team of researchers insisted that we publish it.

Bill Clinton Sees a Role in White House
21 hours ago

ATLANTA (AP) — Bill Clinton doesn't want to become the White House's Sasquatch.

The former president says it would be a mistake for him to have a specific job if he were to return to Washington with a new Clinton administration.

"I'd be like the abominable snowman," Clinton told reporters Monday. "I'd be Bigfooting everybody even if I tried not to. There's almost no way you can avoid that."

Hey Bill, we thought you were bigfooting everybody when you were in office.

Sasquatch Musical Season Kicks off in Amsterdam

Jaws the Musical kicked off the Sasquatch Underground Musical season in Amsterdam last week. Fans were treated to new variations of classic numbers including "Hey isn't that Ben Gardner's Boat?" and "Of course I can. I'm the Chief of police!"