Sasquatch Readers Write

Egan,
Do you and your team of Bolivian illegal researchers have any tips for young bloggers?

Dear Wanker,
Congratulations on being the ninth visitor to our failed blog. We'd be happy to give you some great advice.

1. Treat the truth like your last remaining testicle. It's all you've got and when it's gone, well it's gone forever Starsky.

2. Sobriety and objectivity are like drunk cousins. Never leave them alone unsupervised.

3. Understand search engines. Use typos and misleading meta tags to your advantage. For example, saskwach and boobies.

Hope this helps. Now put your pants on. Your mom probably has your dinner ready.

Lions and Tiger and Sasquatch

A spokesSasquatch denies rumours that Tiger Woods has been laying low in an abandoned terrorist training camp in northern Canada, under the protection of a local Lion's Club, rumoured to be under the protection of the Sasquatch.

Our team of illegal Bolivian researchers promised to burn their notes in exchange for an autographed Nike cap.

Sasquatch Survey

Percentage of Sasquatch in a random study that reported having a "good hair day" . 100