Sasquatches Go For Elvis Record

Residents of a tiny hamlet in Germany woke up to the sound of a 45-foot flatbed truck loaded with 82 Sasquatch Elvis impersonators. According to a spokesperson, the stunt was inspired by U2’s guerilla marketing tactics. Had the event been properly documented, it would have broken the current record for the largest number of Elvis impersonators to appear on one stage. Sadly, local journalists were unable to capture any clear images – mostly, black and white, out-of-focus, blurred shots of creatures that could, or could not, be real Sasquatches – you know, the same old story.