The percentage of American teens who believe they are related to a Sasquatch: 12
The percentage of Sasquatches who deny having sex with campers: 99.2
The likelihood of a Sasquatch throwing "an avalanche" (3 consecutive rocks) in Rock, Paper, Scissors match: 1 in 45.
Correlation between the weight of new-borns in Texas to the weight of a Sasquatch tongue: 1:1
Number of US Senators who voted for "Stoop and scoop, and scoop, and scoop, and scoop some more" legislation for Sasquatch caregivers: 13.
Odds that an Oprah Pick was ghost-written by a Sasquatch: 1 in 2,345.
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