Sasquatches Breath Easy in Airborn Crisis

According to the Centre for Disease Hysteria, Sasquatches are able to grow facial hair at will. This allows them to produce a thick, hairy face mask, on a moment's notice. When the threat of airborne contamination is over, they simply cut the hair off and go back about their business. We at the Sasquatch Report wonder if Andy Rhooney has the same control over his eyebrows.