Sasquatches Go Crusing

According to a San Diego news source, the number of Californians that reported seeing a Sasquatch last week was the same as the number of Sasquatches who reported seeing Tom Cruse's baby. A local math teacher, at the elementary school, who started out as the phys. ed teacher, but had to learn, and take on, math after a colleague overdosed, said about the statistical coincidence, "Yeah, that is kinda weird. How would Sasquatches know where to find Tom Cruse's baby?"