Dear FSR,
I’m tired of all the obviously pubescent gags about farts in the Sasquatch Report. Are you guys adults? Do your parents know that you do this?
Dear A. Dult,
You can ask any of the Bolivian illegals locked downstairs in our research department, they will tell you that we run a clean, professional, adult operation here. If you need a band to play at the ceremony when your sense of humour arrives, call us. Oops gotta go let one. See ya.
Dear FSR,
I hate the Sasquatch and I want to opt out. How do I do that?
Dear Loser,
If you really want to opt out, we suggest sleeping pills and vodka. Frankly, it sounds like you opted out a long time ago. Pop, pop, glug, glug, oh what a relief it is.
Until next time, live clean, stay away from drugs and vodka, keep your head down and DON’T forget to shave your back.
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