Sasquatches No Speaky Italiano Eh

Peace Officers in Nunavut, Canada arrested 14 Sasquatches and several members of Nunavut’s Italian Relations Department at a protest rally. Protestors claimed that Dr. Awan Ashada-Morfin was being illegally held in a province-run halfway house. The Sasquatches held up signs while the Italian delegates chanted FREE-ASHADA-MORFIN. The protest attracted a large and unruly crowd of underemployed locals.