This time of year, a lot of readers ask, "Do Sasquatches Celebrate Christmas?"
Yes they do. Sasquatches are hard-drinking, loafing, financially independent, high-ranking members of the mythical food chain. They have access to beer, virtually no sexual taboos and remarkable stamina. They celebrate every national and religious holiday, oftening partying from one holiday to the next.
Today, Sasquatches around the world are observing the Festival of Lights (Israel). Tomorrow, they will celebrate Separation Day (Anguilla) and the day after that is Square Dance Til You Puke Or Someone Pops a Cap in Yer Ass Day (A small number of ZIP codes in Texas).
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