The Good Side of Camera Conscious Sasquatches

An Ophthalmologist in Windsor Ontario presented a theory that Sasquatches may not have binocular vision but rather eyes on both sides of their heads, like fish, some birds and the Spears children. He began his investigation after noticing that in most Sasquatch photos, the beast is in profile. The German-born doctor concluded that the Sasquatch was most likely staring into the lens with one eye, not avoiding detection, but pointing his best side forward.