Sasquatch Safari Ends in Tragedy

A tour operator was charged with criminally negligent homicide when he allowed a tourist to shoot at a Sasquatch. The tour operator was conducting what he promotes as a Sasqu-fari (sasquatch viewing safaris). When one of his clients fired a shot from a .38 calibre handgun it struck and killed the man hired by the tour company to wear a Sasquatch costume. In his defense, the tour operator said, "I didn't think that old broad would actually hit anything."