Sasquatches Upset By Tiny Shutterbugs

Lawyers claiming to represent Sasquatches filed a suit in a Japanese court claiming that Asian paparazzi were forcing the Sasquatch to move further north. They argued that this invasion of privacy was forcing the Sasquatch away from the food supply the giant beast needs in order to survive. The judge presiding over the case dismissed it stating that proof of existence was necessary before any rights to privacy could be enforced. One of the accused paparazzi has gone missing since the verdict was handed down.