It's Road Kill for Sasquatch Super Model

Protestors threw road kill and Jamaican beef patties at Yar, the Sasquatch super model as she left a fashion show last week in the Black Forest. One Sasquatch yelled “Eat something, you anti-savage,” and hurled an Olsen twin at the hairy icon. An apologist for the group said, “You have to understand. Big is a major component of our global brand identity strategy. If we compromise on a core component of our value-for-mystery strategy, then we open the doors to interplanetary competition and people start talking about Michael Jackson and crop circles again.”