Silent But Deadly Sasquatches

A Taiwanese recording studio attempted to sound-proof their facility using Sasquatch butt hairs. The President of the studio said it made perfect sense at the time. “Their survival depends on stealth-like movement and undetectable motion. Surely, their notorious flatulence would put them at risk. The answer had to lie in the unique texture of their butt hairs.” Following the evacuation of a village and a four-alarm blaze that raged for two days, he admitted, “It was a dumb idea.”