Friday, November 09, 2007

Crash Test Sasquatch Scandal

Boy oh boy, it's a slow news day in the woods.

Mechanical drawings for oversized chariots, and little pencil drawings of Sasquatch flying through the air, suggest that the vulgar and grotesque practice of using live Sasquatch as involuntary crash-test dummies is a myth that dates back to the Roman Era.

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