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A missing Sasquatch report has been filed with Kiski Township Police.
Sasquatch Statue Stolen From Spring Church Store
SPRING CHURCH (KDKA) ― A theft at a convenience store in Armstrong county has an entire town on edge, but the bad guy didn't get away with money. Nicole Hosack, owner of Nikki's Quick Six store in Spring Church, says someone made off with the store's mascot of sorts - a three foot tall, wooden Sasquatch.
"They walked over to Sasquatch while my employee was paying attention to wrapping up food. And they put the coat over it and walked out the door," Hosack said. The statue was a Christmas present for the owner's husband and it became a popular photo opportunity.
"For someone to go and take something that means something so much to us, it's just a shame, and we just want him back, we really do," Hosack said.
A missing Sasquatch report has been filed with Kiski Township Police. The store's owner is offering a $100 reward for the statue's safe return. (© MMVIII, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.)
Sasquatch Statue Stolen From Spring Church Store
SPRING CHURCH (KDKA) ― A theft at a convenience store in Armstrong county has an entire town on edge, but the bad guy didn't get away with money. Nicole Hosack, owner of Nikki's Quick Six store in Spring Church, says someone made off with the store's mascot of sorts - a three foot tall, wooden Sasquatch.
"They walked over to Sasquatch while my employee was paying attention to wrapping up food. And they put the coat over it and walked out the door," Hosack said. The statue was a Christmas present for the owner's husband and it became a popular photo opportunity.
"For someone to go and take something that means something so much to us, it's just a shame, and we just want him back, we really do," Hosack said.
A missing Sasquatch report has been filed with Kiski Township Police. The store's owner is offering a $100 reward for the statue's safe return. (© MMVIII, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.)
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