Friday, October 23, 2009

Sasquatch Get Sappy Over Soupy


Sasquatch around the world are mourning the death of Soupy Sales. The actor, comedian was best known as a philanthropist in the Sasquatch community. According to a spokesSasquatch, "He always made time to visit secret shelters and bring a laugh to young, under-privileged Sasquatch addicted to the pipe or just dealing with basic, ontological identity crises."

The influence of this legendary comic can be found in a Sasquatch dictionary left in a cab in St. Mary's Ontario.

Soupy. (adj.) to spread joy and laughter, the way Soupy would after a few bottles of rum, while skeet shooting at a secret terrorist training ground in Northern Ontario.

Example: Dude, you're like so Soupy.

Thanks to our team of Bolivian researchers for digging deep and coming up with the facts on this one.

Pie in your face Soupy. Sleep tight.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

He's throwing pies into the face of god now. (Will god get the joke?) Rest well, Milton Supman.

Below, an intro to those who weren't close to Soupy:

Sales is best known for his daily children's television show, Lunch with Soupy Sales.

Improvised and slapstick in nature, Lunch with Soupy Sales was a rapid-fire stream of comedy sketches, gags, and puns, almost all of which resulted in Sales receiving a pie in the face, which became his trademark.

Sales developed pie-throwing into an art form: straight to the face, on top of the head, a pie to both ears from behind, moving into a stationary pie, and countless other variations. He claimed that he and his visitors had been hit by more than 20,000 pies during his career

CW