Thursday, May 20, 2010

The Portrait Theory for the Existence of Sasquatch


Our researchers have been looking for new lobby art. After scouring the world for the best Sasquatch portraits, they made an interesting observation: Painters from around the world captured the same genetic details. How would this possible unless they were in the presence of real Sasquatch? At this point, we invite you, loyal reader, to examine the perfectly symmetrical teeth detailed in these very different paintings.

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