Drug Sniffing Sasquatches Turn Noses Up on New Deal

Drug sniffing Sasquatch in Nunavut launched a wild cat strike, leaving the province’s airports vulnerable to smugglers. The striking Sasquatch say they can’t do their jobs properly if forced to wear fine mesh screens over their noses. The airport authority says it’s the only way to stop [the Sasquatch] from inhaling all evidence of crime.