A German toy manufacturer has created a Sasquatch Home Fart Kit. No shit!
Kids sign up for monthly newsletters with instructions on how to recreate an authentic Sasquatch fart. This month, kids received a recipe for "Memories of Asian Tourist with Tripod and Nikon".
2 cups, sake
1 aged sneaker insole
Mirin, a versatile seasoning made by a natural process, using only cultured rice (koji) and pure spring water, with a little sea salt added before bottling.
Expired eggs
Combine ingredients in an empty Guinness can and flame the heck out of it with a Creme Brule torch.
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