Young Christopher W from Canada writes: What is the plural form of Sasquatch?
Well young Christopher, you might think that it's Sasquatches, or Sasquai, or even Big feet, but according to our in-house grammar guru you'd be WRONG little tyker.
Here at Your Friday Sasquatch we prefer the term "big hairy bastards" when referring to more than one Sasquatch.
Now stop wasting our drinking time with your english homework.
Until next time, don't believe everything you read, keep your head down and don't forget to shave your back.
1 comment:
That's all well and good that the Friday Sasquatch refers to a group of sasquatch in this way, but I beg to differ.
A formal announcement by the family members of Jerry Orbach was recently made in Inglewood, California that directly challenges your response.
Sadie Orbach, Jerry's wife of thirty years, related that during the filming of the Bad News Bears, Jerry was contacted by the Sasquatchez of California to host a charity Sasquatch dinner in Cupertino. (Please note the "ez" as a pluralization.)
Of course, Jerry not only made that speech, he secretly joined the Sasquatchez of California, and for the next several decades worked on a sasquatch shrine at his home in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Sadie said that while Jerry's sasquatch obsession was a source of family embarrassment, plans have been made for a formal unveiling.
Would Your Friday Sasquatch Report like an invitation?
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