Sasquatch Readers Writer

Wow. When we stuck our toes in the icy waters of Sasquatch grammar we had no idea that you would give a rat's ass. But you do.

According to our in-house grammar guru, Sasquatch is both singular and plural, like elk, moose, white trash, antelope, buffalo, bison, mink and bass, to name a few.

It just goes to show, you can chuck the rules of scientific proof out the window, but don't mess with the rules of grammar.

Sasquatch Readers Write

One of our long-time readers sent this story, recently published by the CBC. It begs the question "Is the value that taxpayers get for their money real or just an entertaining myth?"

A mother and daughter on a berry-picking excursion in northwestern Ontario, Canada, claim the giant, black, hulking figure they saw last week might be the legendary sasquatch, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation reported Monday.

At roughly the same time, a private Sasquatch-funded newspaper ran this story.

Who the hell goes berry picking? Don't those things come from Mexico now?