Sasquatch Painters Tower Over Paris

A new book that explores the contribution of Sasquatches to modern architecture and design suggests that Sasquatches may have been ordered to paint the Eifel Tower as a form of community service. The sentence was handed down after dozens of Sasquatches partied all night atop the famous monument, throwing empty wine bottles at tourists and relieving themselves without discretion. Brindle shit brown was the only colour that would mask the damage.