Officials in Cremona, Italy have launched an aggressive campaign to encourage Sasquatch drivers to conserve fuel by driving slower. During Operation Big Foot Light Foot Sasquatches who are clocked on radar at or below the posted speed limit are pulled over and given a FREE Gordon Lightfoot on Strings Violin Compilation CD.
In a related story, scientists have calculated that aggressive Sasquatch drivers produce 137% more pollution than the average human driver. Coincidentally, the average Sasquatch foot is 137% larger than an average human foot but weighs eleven times more.
State Troopers in Tennessee have launched an anti-speeding campaign of their own. They call it Lead Foot Dead Foot. Speeding Sasquatches are simply gunned down without warning.
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