Sidelines for Sasquatch Punter

The coach of a Denver high school football team was forced to sideline his star kicker pending the results of a DNA analysis. The seven-foot teen was first suspected of being a Sasquatch when league officials noticed that he didn't speak and shaved his entire body three times a day. The final straw came when the team's mascot accused him of slipping date rape drugs into the Gatorade.