Sasquatch Heroes Slippery When Wet

An jungle version of Teflon spray, made from anal gland secretions, may have given Sasquatches an advantage in the jungles of Laos, according to a Vietnem veteran who claims a Sasquatch led him to freedom when he deserted the war in 1970. He plans to publish his story in an upcoming novel, “Stinky and Slippery When Wet.”