Connecting the history dots.
Sasquatches had been drinking heavily in Ireland.
St. Patrick arrived and "banished" the snakes.
Truth is, snakes never went to Ireland because of the stench of Sasquatch "paddies".
St. Patrick says, "Keep mu wee secret and ull pay fur yer beers."
The rest is rumour and history mingling like hops and barley to bring you, our loyal reader, a little pleasure.
Until next time, dunnu forget to keep yur ed doon and shave yur bock.
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