Classic Sasquatch Media Bashing

The world-famous Brazilian Sasquatch Cellist, Amori Chistollini, winner of several Platinum Music Awards, a Fellow of the Christian Sasquatch Brotherhood, inventor of Insullin (although he lost the patent in a poker game in London, Ontario), founder of the Feed the Humans movement, father of 83 Sasquatch and human offspring, devout teacher and renowned philanthropist, has been widely criticized in the media for having a really silly name for a Sasquatch.