Scientists in Argentina recently got the opportunity to ask a panel of Sasquatches the question that every skeptic has been asking in his, or her, Sasquatch-hating, tiny, little, brain - why haven't you evolved? The Sasquatch panel responded, "when you get here, you'll know." Then they ate them.
What can we say? We can barely afford the heat and hydro it takes to keep our team of illegal Bolivian musician researchers busy. We can't fact check everything. Maybe there are weapons of mass defecation in every Sasquatch ass??? We don't know. Damn it Jim, we're just fake journalists.
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