It appears that humans were not the first species chosen for rapid and over-privileged evolution. Sasquatch meeting reports indicate the Sasquatch Council for a Sustainable Food Chain had considered passing on the secrets of fire and technology to a number of mammals before settling on humans. The final decision was based on opposable thumbs and the lack of threat presented by a soft-on-the-outside, clawless, fangless, sissy-in-the-winter, bald, clumsy, wingless, indecisive creature.
Boy, were they wrong.
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