Goo Goes on a Limb for Sasquatch Site

Goo, the actress best known for her supporting role on the Gumby and Pokey show, is using her fame to help protect a sacred Sasquatch burial site in Perth. Goo has stretched herself into the shape of a fireman’s tarp and is stopping bulldozers from entering the site. In a related story, a spokesperson for the Blockheads denies that they will be appearing in an upcoming season of the Surreal Life.