Mesopotamia is considered by many scholars to be the cradle of civilization. This much is true. Uruk pots (found on dig sites) are believed to be one of the first mass-produced consumer goods. This much our Bolivian illegal researchers pretty much guessed.
New research from the Dung Institute suggests that Sasquatches may have inhabited the territory known as the "Fertile Crescent" well before Mesopotamianitesians and it was Sasquatch dung-fertilizer that made the area so conducive to agriculture.
Boy oh boy, it's a small world but you wouldn't want to pick up all the Sasquatch dung with little tiny sandwich bags.
Jose writes: Hey man, go check out Uruk pots on the Worldwide Interweb thing. We don't know how to insert links yet. But hey man, that's how we roll!
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