Sasquatch Riders Kicked to the Curb

A lower court in Barrie, Ontario ruled that Sasquatches do not meet the legal definition of "Occupant". Salespeople using elderly Sasquatch passengers to take advantage of High Occupancy Vehicle Lanes (HOVs) are disappointed by the decision. A spokeperson for the Mobile Professionals Association said, "Old Sasquatches are just like old people. They like to go for a ride in the car and look out the window. Sure, they smell and they mess themselves, but that's what diapers and car fresheners are for."