Sunday, April 08, 2007

Where Sasquatch?

A large Irish Wolfhound in London stood erect to rescue a small child stuck in a tree. He [the bipedal canine] has not been seen since. His owner refuses to tell Police where he bought the animal. The controversy has pitted Werewolf Watchers of London against the local chapter of Friends of Sasquatch. Each is claiming an ontological victory.

In a related story, 63% of American males, 35+ who play video games think Sasquatch could take the Werewolf in an ultimate fight challenge.

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