Beer Drinking Sasquatch Good Example for Kids

A pregnant motorist on her way to the hospital claims that a Sasquatch youth gang repaired her flat tire by sealing a puncture with ear wax and taking turns manually inflating the tire. She called the tight-knit group “polite and friendly”, stating that she would gladly overlook the missing beer from her trunk if all young men and women would follow the example of the Sasquatch.