Sasquatches Help Smokers Butt Out

A rehab clinic in Fergus Ontario, site of the annual Highland Games, helps ex-smokers fight the craving by building environmentally-friendly outhouses for Sasquatches. The 15-foot-tall, chemically-activated toilets are heli-lifted to remote areas around the world to help reduce the harmful effects of “weapons grade” methane gas produced by the world's Sasquatch community. A spokesperson for the clinic says, “When it comes to cleaning the environment, no butt is too big.”