Sasquatches living on the dark side of the moon provided lighting kits to the Apollo Astronauts. This according to a new tell-all novel written by a Sasquatch grip employed to operate the equipment. Conspiracy theorists admit that this revelation would explain the "convergent shadow anomoly" at the heart of the lighting controversy. They also believe that the Sasquatch grip from the dark side of the moon is really a Soviet agent, dressed like a Sasquatch.
We love a good conspiracy theory as much as the next little-dick nerd. But we have to ask, "why would a Soviet agent, operating on the dark side of the moon, need a costume?
We're smarter than we look.
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