Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Sasquatch New Year Resolutions

Exit polling conducted at the massive FREE SEX in OH SIX new year's eve party that took place in northern Manitoba revealed this year's list of top Sasquatch new year resolutions.

Drink more.
Get photographed less.
Evolve.
Gain weight.
Stop snacking on Asians.
Expose David Blaine.

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